CONTENT 

Stretch out with your feelings. Star Wars just turned 40!

In sequel, no one can prequel you reboot.

"LENNY!!!"

"No matter how high we get, they still look down at us."

A dermatologist walks into a strip club...

"You gotta give 'em hope."

“You didn’t masturbate before you got here, did you?”

"Statistically you're more likely to die in a hospital than anywhere else."

Ya dude's been climbin' stuff for over 80 years!

"Save the entire damn world."